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ANECDOTES AND HOW TO'S FROM THE GIRL YOUR MOM SUGGESTED YOU STOP HANGING OUT WITH

Time Flies When You Suddenly Have To Start Waking Up At 6AM

Hey lady and gentleman babes. I have this new real-human job that takes up about 1,000 hours of my time every week so I haven’t forgotten about writing — I just, ya know, need to sleep sometimes. But fear not! ‘Cause Austin was weird like they said it would be and I’ve got stories to tell.