Buzz Lightbeer
I just need to share with everyone this mug shot of Tim Allen in 1970-something.
I don’t know why he was arrested. I don’t care. I just saw it and couldn’t stop laughing. What if someone told him, at the very moment this picture was taken, “You’re going to be a cartoon plastic astronaut solider toy in 20 years.” Or, “You’re going to have a son and his name is going to be Mimi-Siku which translates to ‘cat-piss’ and you’ll have to bring him back to New York City with you and oooohhhh MAN! Culture shock! Then he’ll climb the statue of liberty in a loin cloth and you’ll freak out. It’s gonna be great.” I think Tim Allen would be like, “Whatever, I’m crazy high on meth right now.” Is that the kind of shit they do in Kalamazoo?
And he kind of looks like my dad did back then.
This is just about the best thing that’s happened all week.
I start my new job tomorrow. Then on Friday I leave for Austin. Such Adventure! See ya later dummies!
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