Whats a Melba Toast?
I’m going on a stupid fucking diet (sort of), cause I feel like this all the time
Allow me to illustrate how much I do not know about Star Wars: In order to find this picture on the internet, I had to Google “hideous fat thing from Star Wars”. I’m sorry guys but I find the whole Star Wars space-drama to be a huge snooze fest. Shout angry internet slurs if you wish, but I’ve gotten this far in life without giving a shit about Luke SkyWalker and the girl with the hair and the boobs and I do not intend to change now.
But anyway this “diet” is not so much of a diet as it is discontinuing the habit of indiscriminately shoveling crap in to my mouth whenever I’m bored…or just, ya know…awake.
From now on I’ll just eat for the sake of keeping my body in good working order and not feeling like death. How about it?
…I think Oprah just unintentionally jinxed my diet.
She means well.
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singmenohymns said:
i’ll forgive star wars if you forgive me for shitting all over harry potter. that seems to be a big one for people our age too. fools.
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