HI-HO!

ANECDOTES AND HOW TO'S FROM THE GIRL YOUR MOM SUGGESTED YOU STOP HANGING OUT WITH

Is there some sort of education cap for leaving comments on celebrity news websites?

Know who I love?

Dis bisshh

               

Only a couple more pictures and then someone needs to take these cause my crazy talents’ gettin a little heavy ovur hurr.


She’d probably hate me because I don’t believe in Jesus and she’s kind of a diva but really, it doesn’t matter. I still love her. So much.

Did you know she’s pregnant with her 6th child? This is news I just found out about today on a random celebrity news website whilst working diligently at my job. Usually I stop myself before I get to the comments section of these sort of reliable news sources but for some reason I read them this time. And Thank Jah for that.

Some people sure do have strong opinions about other people whom they have never come in contact with ever. For example, jayk003 suggested that Ms. Hill should start using birth control in order to keep these babies from falling out of her. Sound advice. I’m sure she’ll consider this when deciding to have another baby again on purpose.

Another commentator was very disturbed by this news, fearing that this new addition would again become her own financial burden.
Stooooopid broad…decides to have 6 kids because she can and I have to pay for them!!

It is unfortunate that all of these welfare Hill tots are the taxpayer’s problem. Too bad Lauryn Hill never saw a dime from all of those album sales and sold out concerts over the past 800 years.

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Pat asks:
Whatever happened to having 2 children to replace you and yur husband so the world wont be overpopulated.

Yes indeed, Pat. Whatever happened to that. You know who has the right idea? China. No more than 2 or shame on you.

It scares me just a little bit that there are so, so many of these people out there. Driving cars at 70 mph. Having access to sharp objects. Having children of their own. Working at Arby’s (YUMMM!). Bagging my groceries. Expect not because I always use self check-out. It’s just faster and human interaction is a pet peeve of mine.

But at the end of the day, haters gon’ hate, and Lauryn Hill doesn’t care because she is rich. as. fuck… Spiritually.

Just kidding she’s seriously really rich.