HI-HO!

ANECDOTES AND HOW TO'S FROM THE GIRL YOUR MOM SUGGESTED YOU STOP HANGING OUT WITH

Texts from Dad: 2

My dad just flew to Labrador, Canada. He likes to stay in touch.

Dad:South Park in french is crazeeee

Me: hahah wtf?

Dad: Met some drunk aussie guy at bar. He tried to skate the bill.

Me: Did you tackle him?

Me: Daaaaaaaaad?

Dad: ZzZzZZzzZzz

[I can only assume he fell asleep if he failed to conclude that killer story. Either that or he’s currently fighting an intoxicated Australian]

  1. auroralynn said: Labrador?? Like where the gemstone Labradorite comes from!!?? cooooool!!!
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