oh stewardess, i speak jive.
I wish it was still expected for people to dress up a bit for plane rides. I think it should be an event to dress up for because it should be a mini-celebration for everyone involved. You should celebrate every time you step on and off of a plane.
When you board, everyone should participate in a champagne toast. We should toast to the Wright Brothers and insanely smart human brains that made this flight possible. *clink*
Then when we land, we should toast again because WE MADE IT! We were going 550 miles per hour at 30,000 feet in the air and somehow WE FUCKING LIVED!!!1
So, I’ll be wearing a dress tomorrow and toasting with my seat mate whether she/he likes it or not. Or has a drink or not. Either way, I’m lookin’ good and getting shitty on a plane to Denver.
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singmenohymns said:
i love this. my girlfriend and i were actually talking about exactly this the other night. because we got dressed up to go see To Kill a Mockingbird at the Fox. and wish that people still dressed up for all the luxurious things we now see as common.
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