HI-HO!

ANECDOTES AND HOW TO'S FROM THE GIRL YOUR MOM SUGGESTED YOU STOP HANGING OUT WITH

Texts From Mom:1

Me: ah, fake out. I thought I was going to come to [Home Town USA] to keep Beth company while she house sits for her mom but it turns out I’m not. Sorry!

Mom: disappointed.

Oh shit…Mom, you still know how to cut to the core of me.