Summer: An Excuse To Dress Like Shit
Have you noticed that as the weather gets hotter, people seem to either not get fully dressed in the morning or just wear the same swimming attire as actual clothing in public for the entire season?
I really, really like this.
Why? Because it make me feel better about using Summer as an excuse to just throw on some crappy H&M dress and flip flops and never, ever wear a bra. My curse is now my blessing, cause these tiny titties loooove to free-ball. And no one notices that I’m looking like Britney Spears circa crazy-daze because odds are there is some other chick no more than 15 feet away looking even trashier. Thanks babes!
But seriously, when you’re at Kroger this Summer picking up a watermelon to soak in Mccormicks, look around. Then, instantly feel better about yourself and leave your bra at home next time.
