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ANECDOTES AND HOW TO'S FROM THE GIRL YOUR MOM SUGGESTED YOU STOP HANGING OUT WITH

Texts From Dad: 1

Dad: I havew found the worlds coldest draft blue moon in august ga the birthplace of your mother.

Me: Well that’s the best news I’ve heard all day. Mom said you flew on someone’s private plane today? Ballin’?

D: Tomorrow morning. Toy plane called Cessna Gran Caravan. It’s a soccer mom ride w wings.

M: terrifying. good luck.

D: taking bedshhets for parachute.