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ANECDOTES AND HOW TO'S FROM THE GIRL YOUR MOM SUGGESTED YOU STOP HANGING OUT WITH

That Awkward Moment When You Tell The Person You’re Dating I Love You And Then Realize You Only Said It Because You Were Listening To Explosions In The Sky At The Time.

I kind of hate all these “That Awkward Moment When…” scenarios that are happening now.

I first started seeing them on my 12 year old cousin’s facebook and just assumed she didn’t totally understand the meaning of the word and was using it wrong.

That awkward moment when your teacher passes out the test and all you know is the date and your name!

…..

Oh I’m sorry was that the end of the joke?

Let me tell you what’s awkward, kids. Okay? It’s awkward when you run in to your boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend in line for the dressing room at Urban Outfitters and you have to stand next to her and pretend you have no idea who she is for like 20 minutes and you can’t pretend you’re busy texting or anything because your hands are full of clothes and you’re trying to hide the tags because you know you’re like 30 sizes bigger than she is so you’re just looking around at nothing and are you seriously starting to sweat right now???? jesus christ fuck it just put everything down and leave.

  1. disconnectmyhead said: HA
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