YR MOM
My mother would give me an airplane hanger for Christmas if she could. She’d fill the airplane hanger with lavish gifts that would include but would not be limited to, an actual airplane that would more than likely have my initials and/or cupcakes painted all over it. The woman is a saint, and she gives too much to her lowly children who deserve not even half of it. Well, my sister went to grad school and gets a promotion like every other month so maybe she deserves half of it. I surely don’t because I come home after my dumb work and play with my roommate’s dumb cat using the reflection of my ceiling light on my dumb smart phone. I don’t know how long we do this. Time flies.
Naturally, I was spoiled as warm eggnog this Christmas. And do you know what I gave my mother in return? I gave my mom an umbrella. It was $10 on sale at Target. And, it was EXACTLY what she wanted. She was elated and even opened it inside the house which of course means she’ll have 200 years (or so) of bad luck. But to her, it was worth it because she wanted to show everyone else in my family how it opened just with the push of a button. And look at all the different shades of pink, ahhh….
This woman. There are no words. I just love her.
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