Having Put Too Much Water In Your Instant Oatmeal Is Not A Legitmate Excuse To Call Out Of Work
I’m brainstorming for new blog ideas. Not a new blog post, but an entirely new blog. Too many people know the person being this word-vomit. My initial intent was to remain as Batman as possible about the whole thing. My identity has been exposed. Mainly because I was like “Hey this is me look at the shit I write on the internet!!”
Do not worry, I will not abandon ship. However, I will create a fancy new ship and split my time between the two vessels. I will love them both equally. At least that’s what I’ll tell them….even though the newer one will be sooooo tiny and cute and it’ll just need me more. Then this blog will resent me and probably get really cool and aloof or whatever and start cursing around its grandmother.
Ah, but we knew this day would come.
P.S. Guys I don’t even know what to tell you about these stupid titles that I write sometimes that have nothing to do with anything. I have the intention of writing about something and then my brain…………………………………………
I’m sorry, what?
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