December 2011
3 posts
YR MOM
My mother would give me an airplane hanger for Christmas if she could. She’d fill the airplane hanger with lavish gifts that would include but would not be limited to, an actual airplane that would more than likely have my initials and/or cupcakes painted all over it. The woman is a saint, and she gives too much to her lowly children who deserve not even half of it. Well, my sister went to...
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Having Put Too Much Water In Your Instant Oatmeal...
I’m brainstorming for new blog ideas. Not a new blog post, but an entirely new blog. Too many people know the person being this word-vomit. My initial intent was to remain as Batman as possible about the whole thing. My identity has been exposed. Mainly because I was like “Hey this is me look at the shit I write on the internet!!”
Do not worry, I will not abandon ship. However,...
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How To Train For a Marathon
Ha, yeah right. I’m not running a marathon.
But I am running a 5k in 2 weeks. The original plan was to run every day (aside for the weekends when I’m pretty consistently intoxicated) beginning on November 16th. Know how many times I’ve ran since November 16th? 10 times. Okay 5 time— 3 times.
So here’s 6 ways to excuse yourself from...